WHO AM I?

hiiiii what’s up, I’m Hal. I’m queer and genderfluid, and my pronouns change relatively frequently- whatever they are currently will be in the desc. Basically I’m a woman ¼th of the time and a man ¼th of the time and the rest of the time I’m this Secret Third Thing that sort of upsets my mom.

This blog does not have a set theme and it will never have a set theme. I just post about whatever I feel like posting about. Currently, it’s Succession, and also Ghost BC, and Fallout, and Elder Scrolls, and Disco Elysium, and The Locked Tomb, and anything else I’m in the mood for, so if you’re here for anything in particular you’re shit outta luck. Capisce?

If you wanna talk to me, that’s fine. Minors can interact, I don’t give a shit, I think asking specific groups not to interact with you on the internet of all places is like trying to fight kudzu with nail clippers. DNI lists are fucking pointless. I don’t care about almost all discourse. Now that I am a straight up tax-paying adult, I Simply No Longer Care About Worldly Troubles. That being said, if you try to involve me on either side of the anti-pro debate, not only will I block you, I’ll set your fucking house on fire. Also, terfs can fuck right off, obviously.

If you follow me, I have but only one request- that you send in an ask stating which cast member of The Muppet Show (1976) you relate to the most. Thank you.

florozone:

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aaron paul criminal minds 2005

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caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

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funkyness:

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don’t be ridiculous

cryptobranchid:

cryptobranchid:

cryptobranchid:

i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.

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these are all different bands

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i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like

evenlarksandkatydids:

it does not matter if you have a genuine desire to do good (kendall) or a deep capacity for love (roman) or have comparatively progressive politics and are a victim of the misogynistic environment your father created (shiv). because if your sense of self is so intrinsically tied to oppressive capitalist structures, what good are your best impulses, your love, your decency? waystar is them and they are waystar what does any kindness they possess actually matter if they are only capable of acting upon it within the framework of the fascistic, patriarchal corporation that they have no desire to escape?

bisexiest:

bisexiest:

google search Beautiful rocks near me

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you are like a poet of some sort

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I'm Hal. 23, queer, genderfluid, They/Them currently. If a transphobe comes within 40 feet of me I will Evaporate them with my Beams

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